Hey yo.
Um,im Uncle Neo,n im here 2 tell u a story.
A tragic story,about a crab.
Um,let's start wif,um...Lemme c.Ok,let's call him Mr Crabs ok?
Ok,um,well,um,he got cut up,um,and ended up ts way:
Poor thing right?Ok lahz.Taste pretty gd e soup.Hahahaz.
Ok,im crappin few mins ago.Ahahahaz.Bein lame.Say,but funny anot?
Ahahahhaaz